Unless you’ve been under a rock with your eyes closed and earbuds jammed into your ear canals, you have probably figured out by now that Green is the New Black.

That’s right. These days, you’re nobody unless you’re Green.

At its heart, this is a great thing What’s better than a cleaner world, safer products, and food and water that are truly pure?

But dry cleaning is a little bit different. Dry cleaning isn’t peaches; it’s not agriculture. And “organic” dry cleaning isn’t regulated by the government. A lot of cleaners are posting signs in their windows these days about their new “organic” or “green” methods. And a lot of people switch to these cleaners because of these signs, and do so without asking any questions.

It’s time to set the record straight